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Saturday, 18 July 2009

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Andrew remembers the day when a royal could get a good blow even on a bad day

Duke of York, Prince Andrew was whacking his balls out on the green at Buckingham Palace when a squadron of Royal protection officers happened by and suggested that the once and maybe even future king may want to do his business in the privacy of his personal privy. Andrew took offense at the intrusion in his little personal practice session and is said to have ordered his family's body guards to pay some unusually close attention to his balls.

At first the reporting officer was denied all credibility as experts claimed that members of the royal family never need to be involved with their members in such a way as there are camp followers and the such payed for by loyal british taxpayers to service the needs of the little princes.

When the testimony mounted from the royal mounties commissioned to guard the royal personnages, things have begun to look bad for York. In a short staement to the press the Duke stated that he never had any trouble with this kind of request from the loyal troops in Afghanistan:

" What!? Have the home troops forgotten their sense of duty!?"

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