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Friday, 17 July 2009

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Fuck off!

Young teenage girl Rebecca 'Becca' Richmond has told an old man on a bus to fuck off during a wild tirade against everything that pisses her off.

16-year old Becca, who suffers from a form of tourettes syndrome in which she cannot control her fucking swearing, launched into a frenzied verbal attack that included several 'fucks', a few 'fuckings', a 'bastard arsehole', some 'shit mongers' and a 'bollox'.

She stopped short of using the really bad 'C' word but alluded to it several times in gestures and diagrams she sketched on an old copy book.

"We all thought she was mad as a March hare! It all started when an old man we know locally as 'Tom' asked the young lady for a seat. His knees are not the best and he has a bad heart. Well, that just set her off like a firecraker!", said the bus driver on who's vehicle the abuse took place on.

The girl stamped her feet repeatedly and eyewitnesses said that some snot and mucous dribbled out from her nose and mouth.

Becca's mother said her daughter had actually taken her medication that morning and it seems that it was more of a teenage rant than any medical condition that led to the outburst.

"She's a fucking miserable little git, that girl of mine!", said her mother today.

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