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Friday, 17 July 2009

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I'm Not The Devil - I Wouldn't Last Two Minutes In Hell.

We can reveal today that the Devil, aka Satan, Beelzebub etc, who had been hanging around a Spoof writer eagerly awaiting a 666th story, finally got on his BSA Bantam motorcycle and returned to the inferno immortalised by Italian poet Dante.

The Devil, reportedly said:

"What a let down. Considering it was story number 666, which is my house number in Hell, it was so anticlimactic. I was hoping to at least get a bit of tempting in. But there was no chance. That writer is so fucking dumb he barely even noticed me. He just plodded on with a really stupid exorcism story. The daft fucker even offered me a beer! I can't be doing with this. I'm off."

We spoke to the writer after the Devil had sped down the road on his BSA Bantam 125cc Superbike. He told us:

"Yeah, I had the Devil in. He was all right really. I always thought the Devil was a bit dodgy, but he's okay once you get to know him. I think he's just a bit misunderstood. I offered him a beer but he doesn't drink, and he doesn't smoke either, unless you include brimstone. And unlike the cats, he doesn't bring dead gerbils home. So all in all, he'll do for me."

Reports coming in suggest that the Devil has no plans to return in the immediate future as he's going to be busy with Michael Jackson.

More as we get it.

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