In a shocking discovery made by intrepid wannabe scientist, Mark Bramwell, it has been found that every single lightbulb in every single house in every single street on every single... Umm every single light bulb contains top secret high-tech government spy tools used to record every single conversation and act that takes place.
There are several theories about the government using their knowledge to find illegal activities and stop them before they get out of hand and other such things.
Mr. Bramwell has discovered that all of these theories are incorrect and the government just did it "for a laugh". Some of the employees have taken recordings of certain bedroom activities and sold them to various people and places.
Mr Bramwell has told us that he no longer feels safe playing on his Playstation in fear that his actions are being sold across the world.
We suspected that the recordings may involve acts of a more sexual nature but it seems that people are no longer interested in sex and would much rather watch some sad 17 year old play on Tomb Raider or some other equally boring game.
What has the world come to when people no longer want secret footage of naked lesbians from Nottingham or what's happening in the living room of number 39?
The government have refused to comment on the situation probably hoping that the whole situation will blow over and that people will forget that hey are being spied on 24/7.
Remember, someone is watching you too!