Written by Earl Grey
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Michael Jackson

Saturday, 11 July 2009

image for Michael Jackson Cheated On Bubbles
The News Had Come As A Bit Of A Shock In Monkey World

Michael Jackson was unfaithful to long-time partner Bubbles. The King of Pop is said to have had relationships with at least two other chimps. The shock revelations are sure to overshadow any further memorial plans as fans struggle to come to terms with their hero's unfaithfulness.

Jackson is said to have met the other chimps on visits to the zoo with his children. While his kids spent time laughing at the meerkats Jackson was round the back of the chimp enclosure with a banana getting it on.

Bubbles is said not to know of the news and close friends are determined to keep it that way. Liz Taylor has taken Bubbles to stay with her for the time being and Stevie Wonder is also keen to help shield Bubbles from the media spotlight. Celebrity expert and part time toilet attendant Dick Phillpot said "The shock could kill Bubbles. For years he thought he was Jackson's only love. Imagine how he will feel when he learns of the other two. Jackson loved monkey business."

It is thought that Jackson used the services of a 'chimp pimp' in order to secure the very best young chimps. This news will surely damage Jackson's carefully honed image as a caring and loving father who had so much time for children.

Make Earl Grey's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 4?

4 15 2 9
92 readers are online right now!

Go to top