Asshole publicist Max Clifford has described as 'shocking' and 'obscene' the news that he had been the subject of phone tapping of his private calls.
The silver-haired cocksucker said he actually went to the bother of taping his own conversations so that he could listen back later to how much shite he'd been spouting throughout the day.
Clifford admitted to then selling on the recordings for substantial sums - by some estimates, in the region of 50p - to trashy toilet paper The News of the World.
"Not wonder there is much shit related to Max's clients in the tabloids. He's been bloody selling the papers his mundane telephone calls to the bastards for all these years!", said one angry member of the public.
Clifford's private conversations about getting a plumber around to fix Keri Katona's toilet, booking a stripper for Jade Goody's wake and hiring Armani-designed breast pumps for Katie 'Jordan' Price were printed in the News of the World