An end of term video should be the opportunity for pupils to look back on the academic year and recall favourite memories. But an incident at St Pimple's has cast a shadow over such a video. Home economics teacher Miss Chips, 21, included a scene where she pleasures herself with a whisk. "I am mortified" said the shapely Miss Chips "I never meant for the scene to appear in this video. I was making a movie for the school governors, but somehow they both got mixed up."
Sir Graeme Fowler, chairman of the board of Governors, said "We are obviously disappointed with Miss chips. we expected to see a video of her and the whisk. Instead we got 7C singing 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'. We have warned her to be more careful in future."
Miss Chips has managed to keep her job. In fact she has been given a promotion and a pay rise.