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Thursday, 9 July 2009

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"If Only I Was More Like Bernie"

Adolf Hitler has refused to resign following his recent controversial remarks. Hitler was branded an idiot for saying "Bernie Ecclestone gets things done. I really admire his leadership qualities. Ok, so F1 has not been a great success but I don't think it is his fault. I think he had some bad advice. But I really admire his dictatorial powers. Democracy is a waste of time."

Hitler was immediately slammed for his comments. "Adolf has ignored history. The suffering of people from Renault, Ferrari and elsewhere is well documented" said Murray Runner, a leading expert on the F1 atrocities. "Ecclestone knew what he was doing. He was in charge. And don't forget his close links with Max Fascist."

Hitler has come under increasing pressure to resign as Reichsfuhrer following these remarks. It is thought that this sort of thing could give National socialism a bad name.

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