Written by Earl Grey
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Topics: Harry Potter

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

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All the stars turned out last night for the premiere of the new Harry Potplant film. Harry Potplant and the Chamber of Skunk has the hero do battle with the munchies at the 24hour garage near Hogwarts.

The munchies attack following the discovery of a chamber full of the mysterious Skunk. Sure enough, the film is full of giggles. It is sure to prove a hit, provided people can maintain their concentration.

There has been controversy also. The Police were called in when the Skunk was first discovered. Initially the Skunk was found inside a broomstick. It was only much later when the Police raided the chamber that the full extent of the problem was known.

Things are perfectly balanced for the next Potplant film, provisionally titled Harry Potplant and the Sentence of 5 Years.

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