I got sight of a secret document pertaining to the burial details of the King of Pop , Mr.Michael Jackson.
The division of the estate of the deceased star is eagerly awaited by friends, family & various hangers on all hoping for a cut!
"We'll have to place him face down in case he tries to do a "comeback tour" states the document, this is necessary to guard what is soon to be ours" .
The conspiratorial document is very revealing.
Fox News has just released footage of African American's piling into Staples stores nationwide and singing unprompted Jackson hits whilst moonwalking into each other.
No one from the stars family were available to comment as they were too busy milking it in Los Angeles !