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Tuesday, 7 July 2009

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Real IRA tosser Charles

London - (Real IRA Mess): Prince Charles and Hyde Park bomber Tessa Jowl, current human frights assistance minister, have unveiled a memorial to the Asian thugs they hired to do their dirty on 7 July 2005.

Jowl, ex-wife of disgraced P2 Lodge member and 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi assassin David Mills, beamed with pride as the Anthony Gormless-designed scaffolding girders were erected in a previously peaceful and non-politicised part of Hype Park.

Charles too was grinning from ear to ear as the bombers' names were read out loud in a ceremony echoing the unveiling of that other trollop memorial the Princess Diana Fountain.

The 20 July 1982 Hyde Park and Regent's Park bombs killed 11 soldiers and wounded more than 50 innocent bystanders in a calculated attack staged one month after Calvi was 'suicided' by his own family under Blackfriars bridge for losing the Vatican $500 million.

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