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Monday, 6 July 2009

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Ali to perform Moonwalk tribute at Jacko's Funeral

Both Kensington Palace and the Jackson family refused to comment on claims that Princess Diana would be attending Jacko's Funeral tomorrow. The Spoof can reveal that a special jet has been laid on to Fly Diana to the USA in time for the service at the Staples Center arena in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

This would be Diana's first public appearance since she died in September 1997

Media reports in Los Angeles say that Jacko's funeral may be amongst the biggest memorial services in recent times in the US. People are ruing the fact that there are very few tickets on offer and millions of his admirers who would have loved to attend the ceremony are feeling dejected.

Among the 3000 invited guest will be the former world heavyweight boxer Mohomad Ali. Ali who suffers from Parkinsons disease is believed to be performing a special Moonwalk dance tribute to Jackson.

More than a million people are expected to make the pilgrimage to the Staples Center arena in Los Angeles on Tuesday - with 750 million more watching on TV. However, Kensington Palace have confirmed that should Diana attend the funeral it would be in a private rather than official capacity.

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