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Monday, 6 July 2009

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Beware, this man loves Andy Murray and will stop at nothing to see his man win.

Today's Wimbledon Mens Singles Final was interrupted briefly by a trio of kilt wearing Scotsman who trespassed onto centre court whilst the final between Roger Federer and Andy Roddick was in motion.

The most unusual thing was that the intruders only wore kilts and nothing else, not even footwear.

They were heard to be singing "Scotland the Brave" as they danced around the Umpire's chair before security quickly overran them and they were removed from the playing court. The trio are said to be fanatical followers of Andy Murray, the defeated semi finalist who went down to Roddick.

An anonymous spokesperson for the Andy Murray is God supporters group has declared that future tennis events will be targeted by kilt wearing fanatics who see nothing wrong with causing disorder and mayhem whilst lifting the profile of their man Andy.

Interpol are said to be investigating the foreign connections of this until now secretive group and throwing all resources into limiting the spread of its influence.

NB Sean Connery is said to be the President of the Andy Murray is God association and other rumours suggest pop singer Lulu has been recruited along with Gordon Ramsay, the super chef.

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