London - (Rioters): Tuesday's world premiere of Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince will take place under the wickedly deceptive forces of the eclipsed Capricorn full moon, children's stories hoaxer JK Rowling has been warned.
The former IRA terrorist remains blissfully in denial of stark reality that has perpetuated massive great big whoppers about her Harry Potter authorship claims.
But the 7/7 lunation cuts across seismic Al Qaeda fault-lines that promise the daughter of acid-tongued BBC bitch Anne Robinson will finally be arrested by anti-terror cops and charged with one of literature's greatest ever swindles.
Meanwhile in Los Angeles the lunation is guaranteed to cast its baleful shadow on Michael Jackson's funeral procession as it attempts to finally bury bad news about the 7/7 London bombings outrage.
Priscilla Presley will go down for a minimum of 50 years FBI sources reckon with condifence.