The annual Labour Pride march took place in London today. Gaydon Broon led his party through the streets of London. "We are marching because we are in the minority and we want more people to come out of the closet and vote for us."
The Queen of the march. Lord Mandy Mandysson said "I hope you will follow me into the polling booth for a quickie."
Not everyone was pleased about the march. Traffic jams were caused and some drivers were angry. Bob Taylor said "I don't mind them doing their business in their own homes, but the rest of us do not want to be bothered with all their post-indigenous growth theory shit."
The Labour Pride march was the brainchild of Tony Bent and Eric Hoofer in the 1970s. In those days the march was a celebration of socialism. Now it is a pale imitation of its former self. Numbers have dwindled and banners have shrunk. Where the working class once marched now the middle class gather for an espresso. It is now a symbol of a bygone age.