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Saturday, 4 July 2009

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McKinnon, chip off the old block/A Pentagon covert operation was hunting IRA gangs selling nuke secrets to North Korea

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Top IRA thugette Cherie Blair has pleaded with the Pentagon to halt the deportation of her firstborn bastard Gary McKinnon.

The 39 year old Londoner broke into top secret US military computer terminals on the pretext of rooting out UFO cover-ups.

But the Pentagon had secretly set up a covert operation to trap a UK terror gang selling nuclear technology to North Korea.

Blair, 69, has begged Pentagon top brass to spare her son whose actions have been spun by the UK's Daily Fascist newspaper as harmless naivete of a severely disabled individual.

McKinnon has been diagnsed with Asperger's Syndrome, an autism spectrum condition typified by rock-solid belief that one's IRA birth mother will always be there to pervert the course of justice when the cops come knocking on the door in their inimicable 6am dawn raids.

Gen Colon Bowel is foaming at the mouth.

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