Gordon Broon has called for an end to crude political insults. Speaking at the launch of his new policy to tax rosary beeds Mr Broon said "The time has come to ditch all the name calling and verbal assaults. I think that the public are sick and tired of the political language used today. So I urge that upper class, toffee nosed ponce to join me in putting an end to this."
Conservative leader David Dave Cameroon said "He says that he wants an end to it. Then he insults me. He is simply dishonest. a lying Scottish scuffer. He is a no-good Jock who can't run the country. He should go now."
Following this exchange they both turned to face Nick Clogg the leader of the Insignificant Democratic Party. "And you can fuck off!" they both shouted. Clogg responded by pointing at both of them before bursting into tears.
Floating voter Dennis Amiss said "This is the problem we have. They are just too aggressive for decent folk to vote for them. Unless they tone it down I'm voting BNP."