Written by Earl Grey
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Topics: Michael Jackson

Friday, 3 July 2009

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So. Farewell Then.

There was much sadness at the news of the death of Coke A. Cola, the self-styled 'King of Pop'. Cola rose to fame from humble origins and became fantastically wealthy. Critics said that he was harmful to children and that his constant image changes showed someone ill at ease with their own self. Despite these claims he remained enormously popular with fantas everywhere.

He joined Sir Bob Gandalf and Midget Ure in the charity concert Lemonaid and it is for his charitable deeds that his family hope he will be remembered. One time girlfriend Ginger Beer said "Coke was a mysterious figure but he was a genius. He had a fizz that others just could not match. Some said that he was just a load of gas. They did not know the real man behind the can."

Coke was involved in scandal throughout his career. The most damaging claims involve children. He was said to damage their health by molesting their gums. He always denied these charges, yet substantial damages were paid out on several occasions.

He is survived by his wife, Pepsi, and their children Cherry and Zero.

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