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Thursday, 2 July 2009

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Heatwave caught everyone by surprise

Famous for their hipshaking disco anthem 'Boogie Nights' the 70's funk group, Heatwave, are to play centre court at Wimbledon this Sunday, straight after the men's final.

The ageing super group are urging all fans to be aware of overheating, especially the ladies out there, and that they should wear loose fitting clothing, take extra 'precautions' with them and not to drink too much alcohol, just a little, maybe a glass or two.

Unfazed by the new roof, experienced lead singer, Keith Wilder, the self proclaimed 'Witchdoctor of Love' said he could do his thing "top on or top off; people watching or on our own; floodlights shining, or in the dark''.

Supporting acts include Earth Wind and Fire and KC and the Sunshine Band.

Hospitals and the NHS have been put on high alert. As have the Police

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