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Tuesday, 30 June 2009

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A snickers is just a pimped up milky way

Parents and Children alike have been outraged by the new advert released recently by Mars. In a shocking turn of events the Red Car beats the Blue Car.

Charlotte Bonks from charity 'Fat Kids Won't Live Long' said "this is disgusting, everyone knows fat kids don't win races and this red car goes round eating everything he sees and now he's beating a healthy blue car - what message does that send out to children? Mars - fucking wankers.."

We managed to get an exclusive interview with 'Anti-Exercise' President Frank Andrew Torrance - he said "Halle-Fucking-Ulah! Finally some support in our campaign to stop Britain exercising! This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that exercise and eating healthy makes no difference."

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