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Monday, 29 June 2009

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The Man In The Mirror Was A Twat.

It's just been revealed, that the man in the mirror was photographed acting in a really weird way.

When caught in a compromising situation, and photographed, the man in the mirror continued to believe that because he considered himself on a slightly higher plane than God that he was untouchable.

The man in the mirror successfully conned devotees for years, even prompting such luminaries as the Reverend Al Sharpton and the Reverend Jesse Jackson to speak up in his defence.

Other observers however, including I, perhaps wrongly, insisted that the Man In The Mirror was nothing less than a kiddie fiddling pervert.

The photograph in question allegedly showed the recently canonised, annointed one, giving a little lad a blow job. In this team's humble opinion, death was too good for him.

A member of our team maintains that the fuck-faced entertainer committed suicide, having maintained all along that the LONDON GIGS NEVER STOOD A CHANCE OF EVER GOING AHEAD.

The man in the mirror currently can't be viewed in the mirror. Because he's DEAD.

Meanwhile, rappers who never gave a shit about the man in the mirror are falling all over themselves to pay tribute.

There is something to be said for prescription drugs after all.

As one observer told us:

"One less scumbag on the planet."

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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