Millions of Britons were left completely baffled by the appearance in the sky of a big bright, burning yellow thing, which most thought only existed in places they visited on holiday.
Britons, scared of venturing outdoors without an overcoat and an umbrella by tradition, apprehensively and somewhat suspiciously, lurked behind front doors, scared to venture out in case the big yellow thing turned out to be dangerous.
Not all Britons were so adversely affected though. Some welcomed the big burning yellow thing in the sky by dressing up in skimpy clothes, wearing sunglasses, running out into the garden and sparking up barbecues, playing crap music at volumes which just irritates the neighbours, and encouraging elderly ladies to go topless and bask in the rays until they turn a lovely shade of salmon pink.
The most popular, loudly played, neighbour-irritating song to be played as we speak, is 'Billie Jean' by that dead bloke.
More sunshine related stupidity as we get it.