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Thursday, 25 June 2009

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A double-whammy state funeral on the cards?

London - (Rioters): Flunkeys broke the news to the Queen at midnight, waking her in her Herman Goering Suite four-poster at Buckingham Palace as the news broke that her godson Michael Jackson had died.

The old monarchy hoaxer promptly turned a shiter shade of pale and began convulsing uncontrollably, sending seismic tremors via the Palace to Downing Street cardiology hotline installed after her last suspected seizure.

HM had been the singer's Godmother ever since his birth mother Bianca Jagger insisted on secrecy about his real parentage.

Former Saudi ambassador to Washington Prince Bandar tested DNA positive in an official paternity suit and gagged Old Fatty Mountbatten with a hefty check.

The funeral is edxpected to take place on Monday.

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