Written by Skoob1999
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: The Spoof, Tattoos, star

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

image for Starface Tattoo Girl Admits She Did It For The Spoof
56 Please. For The Spoof.

A girl who had 56 stars tattooed onto the left side of her face has finally come clean and admitted that she did it for The Spoof.

Starface girl initially claimed that the tattooist had misunderstood her instructions, and said she'd fallen asleep during the session. She had said that she was horrified by the bizarre result, and was considering legal action against the tattooist.

However today she finally came clean and admitted that she had asked for the 56 stars after all.

"I lied about falling asleep because my dad went mental," she told me, in a forced confession. "I did it for the Spoof writers, partly in tribute to their Star Trek collaboration, and partly because Nick Fun sometimes complains that he doesn't get enough stars. I wish I'd never done it though. I look really stupid with 56 stars tattooed on my face."

More as we get it.

Make Skoob1999's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 2?

5 14 11 2

Go to top