A girl who had 56 stars tattooed onto the left side of her face has finally come clean and admitted that she did it for The Spoof.
Starface girl initially claimed that the tattooist had misunderstood her instructions, and said she'd fallen asleep during the session. She had said that she was horrified by the bizarre result, and was considering legal action against the tattooist.
However today she finally came clean and admitted that she had asked for the 56 stars after all.
"I lied about falling asleep because my dad went mental," she told me, in a forced confession. "I did it for the Spoof writers, partly in tribute to their Star Trek collaboration, and partly because Nick Fun sometimes complains that he doesn't get enough stars. I wish I'd never done it though. I look really stupid with 56 stars tattooed on my face."
More as we get it.