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Friday, 19 June 2009

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Looks Like They Already Got It

Angry Brits have turned into seething homicidal Brits as further revelations regarding how their hard earned cash has been squandered in a riot of self indulgence by their parliamentary representatives.

PM Gordon Brown claimed £176 for a CD of photographs of himself. We could ask: Why? Have you forgotten what you look like?

Squeaky clean self-righteous Do Nothing Dave Cameron, leader of the Conservative party claimed £150 because he lost a pager. Who would want to page him anyway?

Jo Swinson, Lib Dem claimed £19.10 for a tooth flosser. Hey Jo, that's our money you're claiming for here. Most Brits can't find a decent NHS dentist. Or maybe you just don't care.

Outraged citizens who have to haul themselves out of bed in the wee small hours of the morning to catch overcrowded trains or negotiate intolerable traffic in order to slog their guts in order to pay their taxes, only to see them abused so blatantly are hopping mad.

One UK citizen who often contributes articles to satirical website www.theSpoof.com told us:

"I have to work to pay the mortgage. If I want a widescreen high definition TV, or a state of the art laptop, I have to save up for it. I should have the right to enter Margaret Moran's house in Southampton to check that the £22,500 she spent on dry rot treatment was money well spent. I should have the right to check up on the work done to remove wisteria for David Cameron was £680 well spent. Alternatively, and this is purely a personal view, I'd shoot the fucking lot of them. Or at least give them a serious kicking."

More expense related chicanery as we get it.

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