Written by Pointer
Print this

Friday, 19 June 2009

image for Blair Spent Thousands on Flowers for Bush
Flowers came from now infamous London florist, Bloomin' Bloody Fresh

Cameron cashed in big time. Osbourne didn't look back in anger or any emotion except glee as he made away with a bundle of British taxpayers' pounds. But the biggest shocker of them all was Tony Blair's florist bills. All charged to the exchequer and sent to an address in Texas, reporters were initially confused.

That is until they began to read the copies of the love notes sent with the hundreds of bouquets. Blair calling himself war-bride sent passionate love letters to someone named weed-whacker detailing his undying affection and his willingness to go to war to save their great romance.

The only record of a return gift from the London florist from a WW was a 2003 Christmas cactus that had a brief note attached saying only: Stuck on you...

Make Pointer's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 4?

9 2 20 4
117 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more