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Friday, 19 June 2009

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Flowers came from now infamous London florist, Bloomin' Bloody Fresh

Cameron cashed in big time. Osbourne didn't look back in anger or any emotion except glee as he made away with a bundle of British taxpayers' pounds. But the biggest shocker of them all was Tony Blair's florist bills. All charged to the exchequer and sent to an address in Texas, reporters were initially confused.

That is until they began to read the copies of the love notes sent with the hundreds of bouquets. Blair calling himself war-bride sent passionate love letters to someone named weed-whacker detailing his undying affection and his willingness to go to war to save their great romance.

The only record of a return gift from the London florist from a WW was a 2003 Christmas cactus that had a brief note attached saying only: Stuck on you...

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