Sick to death of throwing bombs at each other the IRA and Protestant Paramilitary Groups have joined forces with a common strategy to eradicate everybody and everything that speaks a different language and comes from Rumania!
After years of civil war, leaders from both groups have decided on a "Joint Offensive" to get these foreign bastards out of Belfast and Northern Ireland, ethnic cleanse the place and get back to real business, slaughtering each other!
Rumanians and other asylum seeking immigrants are hiding and running for their miserable lives and have been called the "New Parasites of Northern Ireland." Both the IRA and Protestant Militia groups are convinced that their ultra experience of guerilla warfare will shortly end the existence of these "Muy Pobre Extranjeros" and life will return to normal, Omagh bombings etc!.
Rev. Ian "Hypocritical Bastard" Paisley and ex IRA leader Gerry "I never killed a protestant" Adams shook hands in a sign of solidarity on Northern Ireland television and both dedicated the rest of their miserable lives to getting rid of the latest Parasites to invade their heavenly
The Rumanian Ambassador lodged a protest over these inhumane actions and was rapidly given a "Knee Job" OUCH!