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Friday, 12 June 2009

BNP leader Nick "Adolf" Griffin and well known "ex Nazi" in a triumphant speech given after hacking inroads into the British/European political spectrums mentioned a certain satirical website, which cannot be named for certain illegal reasons, for constantly taking the piss out of him, whatever!

In an unprecedented, victory speech in front of all of his loyal Skinhead, white caucasian supporters Nick didn't mention the anonymous writers but did thank them all for continually taking the piss out of him and his BNP, after all Nick is a multi-millionaire moron and leader of his flock of white morons!

Nick gave his loser rivals a Sieg Heil Adolf special, "extreme-ly right" up their butts sign as they left the stage, refusing to listen to his winning speech. He bathed in the glory of the moment and flashed his shiny Jackboots, in a goosemarch gesture, towards his feeble colleagues as they left the scene, heads tucked well between their centre/leftwinged crutches!

The infamous satirical writers have now actually decided to ban the "Nazi bastard" from their illustrious site but will continue to take the piss out of them (what!)

If Nick condones further piss-taking in the future, then he should fucking well pay for the pleasure. Please Nick send your fees to the: Out of Work Pathetic Satirical Writers, The Right Side of the Kremlin, Karl Marz Plaza, Lenin Street behind the Hitler Bunker somewhere in Berlin!

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