A Welsh MP, named Rhys Huelin, has recently been found to have claimed £20,000 expenses on his second home, and an obscene amount on various personal items.
The Daily Express recently exposed Huelin's fraudulent claims, as are shown below:-
£20,000 on a house (He lives in wales...nowhere costs more than a fiver)
£300 on assorted blow up sheep (Fake sheep cant say no!!)
£40 on membership to a secret animal pornography club known as "the cabinet"
£4,576 on erotic lingerie for his pigs
£0.50 on a paper bag with a picture of a dogs arse on it to put over his wifes head while they have sex to make her more attractive
£5 on 25 years of presents for his family
Rhys Llandewi Llandudnoe Sheep Shagger Huelin has been convicted of first degree fraud and being a slimey welsh bastard and has been sentenced to 69 years imprisonment