Written by Lightning Conductor
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Topics: BNP

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

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BNP Nerve Centre in Tilbury

BNP HQ today released a statement announcing a slight adjustment to their membership criteria.

"Slightly coffee coloured people" are to be allowed to join the party on a trial basis announced Mr.Griffin with one eye looking at me whilst the other looked for me in this ill thought out campaign to boost party membership.

Big Ron & his colleague Little Ron went live on Sky news from their bunker deep in Tilbury to let the world know about their new charm offensive.

Grinning madly, Big ron let rip & said that "the new campaign would basically involve him being charming & little Ron being offensive".

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