People in the UK are always saying that 'Eggs is eggs' according to popular folklore. But for BNP Leader Nick Gryphon these words turned out to be portentous.
Gryphon was pelted with eggs and almost omelettised by outraged protesters in Westminster Square yesterday, after he had hoped to milk his party's Euro election successes by talking bollocks to various news agencies.
But when the eggs started to fly in his direction, Gryphon seemingly shit his pants and had to be escorted away by an entourage of burly minders.
"What a pussy," one protester told us exclusively. "He's just a little man with a big mouth. To think this idiot purports to support war veterans. It's a fucking good job he wasn't there on D-Day. The real nazis would have only needed a dozen eggs and he'd have been off on his toes. And he pretends to represent the British people. He's a fucking joke, man."
The BNP have vowed to clear all undesirable elements from the UK. Forever. Providing they aren't armed with a dozen eggs.
More as we get it.