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Tuesday, 9 June 2009

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As Tears Go By: some Sympathy For The Devil ahead of Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown

London - (Sorcerer's Apprentice Ass Mess): "Yeah, kinda prescient 70s hunch I guess," was Mick Jagger's comment today following the announcement that Sir Alan Sugar had been appointed official government smack dealer to the unruly.

"Sure, ya gotta have some Sympathy for the Devil," Jagger added as reporters quizzed him on rumors that Alistair Darling's Sticky Fingers had been caught in the Treasury till by UK Fraud Squad cops.

"Personally I blame Their Satanic Majesties at the Palace for starting it all!"

Meanwhile an FBI's X-File on Main Street report has connected mystery UFO activity to the collapse of consumer confidence in the High Street, lifting the former suspicions on Some Girls.

"Probably a case of Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown for the battered British Prime Monster, then," the Bureau's strategic planning division concluded.

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