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Topics: Gordon Brown, MPs

Friday, 5 June 2009

image for Revealed: Gordon Brown is a terminator
The terminator has a radioactive battery and can last forever

It was revealed today that the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown is in fact a cybernetic organism (living tissue over a metal endoskeleton).

He was sent by Scottish resistance to terminate England and set Scotland free once and for all. The plan almost failed in the beginning due to the technical malfunction - one eye of the machine didn't work, the smile was heavily distorted and recurring short circuits made the terminator to broadcast absurd statements in the House of Commons. The most remembered today is 'No more boom and bust'.

However the T-2007 model was able to set key resistance figures at RBS, HBOS and FSA. Then it overthrowed the elected Prime Minister and took his place, setting another Scottish Freedom Fighter as Chancellor of the Exchequer at the same time.

At the end the Scottish resistance fell victim to its own success. They did destroy England but in the process made Scotland bankrupt as well.

The story was revealed when a cleaner at 10 Downing Street heard the terminator to repeat 13253 times "I am getting on with the job". He became suspicious and found the instruction manual nearby.

Some Labour figures are trying to switch the machine off. Their chances are not so good though, as the instruction manual states "he will not stop... ever... until the country is dead!"

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