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Thursday, 4 June 2009

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It was going to happen sooner or later. After a day or so of speculating about his career failing further, Gordon Brown has stepped down as Prime Minister.

The announcement came in the house made of Ginger-Bread, shortly after photo's of him were published in a newspaper, seeing Mr Brown clutching thousands of pounds in his arms and lying naked in bed with it.

The photos are too disturbing to show.

A head MP had this to say, "This comes as a big shock to us all...He didn't even tell me where my tax money was. How am I going to pay for my wife's implants now?"

The bookies are already placing bets that either Simon Cowell or Sir Alan Sugar becomes the next Prime Minister.

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