It has been said that there is no accounting for taste, but today, representatives from dance troupes in the Britain's Got Talent contest, Diversity and Flawless, announced that if anybody has a serious bone in their body they should cast their vote for the dancers.
"They're the only serious choice," a spokesman said. "Forget about Scottish spinsters, sobbing kids and stuff, give your vote to the only serious contenders, Diversity or Flawless. Or failing that, if you want to be typically British and show the world how zany we all are, then vote for Stavros Flatley. Just to prove we've still got a sense of humour."
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