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Saturday, 30 May 2009

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The Cup Final has been called off. Officials of Chelsea and Everton football clubs emerged from a meeting this morning to announce that they will probably cancel the game.

Nothing definite yet, but it looks like a non-runner.

Interest in the FA Cup Final, once soccer's big day out has waned into an apathetic torpor following Manchester United getting their noses rubbed in the shit by Barcelona, which renders the English game redundant.

And the final of Britain's Got Talented crying kids, kebab dancers, and a stroppy Jock woman. It would appear that nobody is interested in the cup final. No matter what Fellaini does with his hair, or how often John Terry loses his footing taking penalties.

Even Setanta wheeling out Saint and Greavesie has failed to ignite the imagination.

Still, at least it's sunny.

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