TV viewers were this evening left more than a little scared by the semi-final act, Good Evans.
Far from being good, the two daughters did a pretty scary impression of the dead sisters in Stanley Kubrick's Stephen King adaptation of the Shining, whilst the parents assumed a sort of Jack Nicholson/Shelley Skinny Cow Whoever pose like the grim reaper in the background.
The lead kid did a passable impression of Damian out of the Omen whilst the nation shuddered and wrangled with the conundrum of whether to go to the fridge for another beer or slash wrists in back garden.
It's a no from me guys.
(All ratings for this story came from the Evans family.)
Ian Hyland ran the Shining 'dead twins' comparison in The News Of The World. Sunday May 31st.