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Topics: mi6, Clone

Friday, 29 May 2009

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The first cloned man

Shocking news came out today when MI6 leaders told the queen that clones are smarter than average humans.

This theory has been tested on some of Britain's greatest minds as well as the queen, herself. In the queen case, they were both given a piece greasy chicken without a knife and fork and told to eat it.

The cloned queen accomplished this three hours faster than the real queen. In another test one clone had to get through the maze center than the other, and the clone won again (but the original said the clone cheated because he just smashed through the hedges).

In the most shocking case, a cloned cripple regained the use of his legs.

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