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Sunday, 4 July 2004

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The resemblance of Vinton to McCartney is now obvious.

LONDON -- In a shocking revelation made here, former Beatle Paul McCartney said that he is and always has really been Bobby Vinton.

McCartney, now 62, said that the two personalities look so similar now that it is impossible to keep the charade going.

"It was tough to be him when I was young," McCartney said, "and still do The Beatles thing. But I was able to change faces more easily. Now with all the wrinkles and the sagging skin, I just have to give it up."

The revelation only increases McCartney's worth. Adding Vinton's years of gold records and his personal fortune, McCartney is rich enough "to buy the bloody Taj Mahal."

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