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Wednesday, 27 May 2009

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"I Don't Look Anything Like A Bloody Pigeon!"

Move over Hannah Montana, there's a new kid on the block! That's the warning from Five Barred Gate Television as their new rival to the Disney sensation seems set to hit our TV screens sometime soon.

Tracy Tynemouth is the name of this new production, and from all accounts it's about a young girl who breeds racing pigeons and becomes so proficient at it that she leaves home and moves to London to help various A List celebrities through their pigeon breeding problems.

"It's a fantastic concept with limitless possibilities," Director Owen Twaddle told us. "We'll have all sorts of storylines, usually involving pigeons and celebrities and a young Geordie girl with fat legs and terrible acne who probably smells strongly of halibut performing all manner of miracles. With pigeons. This new show will rock televisual entertainment to its very foundations. Just you wait and see."

We can't wait. This one will run and run.

Or perhaps not.

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