House of Commons speaker Michael Martin has been forced to resign because of the multiple corruption scandals in the British parliament.
On martin's watch, MP's have stolen the Queen's undies, sang London bridge is falling down in numerous dentists' offices and used government money to train Unite Kingdom females to fight even more fiercely than their husbands say that they already do.
Martin after his ignominious resignation, the first speaker caught in over 300 years, was unexpectedly arrested by a secret police group calling themselves The Spanish Inquisition. After a lengthy star chamber proceeding the goonie squad tied the exhausted Martin to a dish rack. After releasing the near broken speaker, he was immediately confined to the easy chair.
Rumour has it that these tactics were taught to the SI by the US CIA under the special tutelage of Dick Cheney. As Cheney has often claimed, the enhanced interrogation methods have yielded valuable evidence. Martin told his captors that Bagpuss is on the government payroll, that Captain Hook is an ally of the Somali pirates and that al Qaida has stolen British men's mojo.