Glamour model Katie Price AKA Jordan, 32, has announced she is becoming a nun after her recent split with husband Peter Andre.
Price, who was born a Catholic but has never practiced, has spent the last two weeks in negotiation with Bishop Tutu on her career decision. Price stated that ever since she was a little girl she had dreams of becoming a Catholic Nun, but the dream ended abruptly one day when her shirt fell off in the middle of a photo shoot for Catholic Living Magazine when she was just 17. Unbeknown to Price, the photographs were sold to The Sun and she unintentionally became a Page 3 star overnight. . . . And it went on from there.
Price was asked to give a full explanation as to all her nude shots, unruly behaviour and foul language over the past 15 years. The Catholic Church are apparently happy with the explanation and the Joining of the Sisterhood is in the process. Maria Von Trapp will act as Price's mentor during her journey to the abbey.
Price is said to be extremely excited about her new career and can't wait for the opportunity to sing on hill tops and run away from Nazis. She also think the nun's habit is one of the sexist outfits she has ever seen. "It will be just like being in a movie" said Price gushing with happiness "I hope I meet a nice fella while I'm there!"
OK Magazine have offered Price £1,000,000 for official photos of her in her nun's habit and her first few days in the abbey.
Price is also having her implants removed and donated to charity.