Worried straight/mostly gay religious leaders from all denominations have stressed their concerns about corrupt MP's from main line parties and the consequences of their actions.
Church of England leader has outed his concerns and warned "very bent" MP's that "Joe Public" could turn to Nick "Straight as a dye, ultra right" Griffin and his BNP for honest leadership, true British values and the elimination of all gays, coloureds, Jews and Gypsies.
In the eyes of the "whiter than white church" this would be a catastrophe as many of the up and coming young Christies are very soft, spongy and could be mistaken as GAY.
Nick on the other hand has promised fair treatment to all and no repeat of the Holocaust, just boatloads of "Untermenschen" sent out in the direction of the Falkland Islands being offered as sacrificial victims to appease Maggies wrong-doings during the Falklands Fiasco.
Argentinian Dictator Generals have accepted the offer and are preparing their football stadiums accordingly.
National opinion polls are swinging vehemently to the right after all of the corruption scandals, and Nick "Our British Bulldog saviour" has told the Church of England either to back his cause or fuck off with the the rest of "those" who do not fit in with his "Master Race" plans.
The German NSDP has been informed and currently swastika flags with Mercedes/BMW stars are being mass produced in their UK factories instead of crap Jaguar cars which they can't sell and nobody wants anyway !
For further developments tune in to the BNP British Bulldog Radio station over at BNP headquarters, Canterbury Cathedral, rural "True Brit" Kent.