Scottish warbler, Susan Boyle, has been eliminated from Britain's Got Talent" and boy is she mad. Her subsequent stage performance was not up to standard and a shepherd's hook was used as a last desperate measure to remove her from the house lights.
The 41 year old was in no state to speak to any body after the performance and stage crews reported lots of cussing and emotion from Miss Boyle.
When she arrived back at her newly acquired Mayfair apartment, she managed a few words of nonetheless defiant conviction: "I swear on Bonny Prince Charlie's grave that the Scots will persevere until there are no English contestants on this show. We will win!!" she declared.
It seems that an undercurrent of Pictish nationalism underlines her every performance and that she is determined to overcome the resilient strength of her southern compatriots.
"By God, William Wallace and Charles Stuart will have their revenge" she added.
Sean Connery has sent her a large bunch of roses, deep red roses.