Great Britain was today sensationally left unguarded as Mi6 was apparently left on a train from Waterloo.
Security Services, Police & PCSO Numpties from across the nation have been drafted in to find the elusive building which is usually left sitting quite happily beside Vauxhall Bridge.
Our reporters have discovered that it'd been taken home in error by an outside Security Contractor (Mr.Abdul Azziz recently arrived from Pakistan) who'd wanted to show it to his friends !
Mr.Azziz an asylum seeker fleeing to the UK in fear for his life has now been reported fleeing to Pakistan from the UK in fear for his life !
"Funny old world innit"? Grinned another Security guard guarding the spot where Mi6 used to be. "Makes you wonder why they bother coming over here dunnit"?