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Sunday, 24 May 2009

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There was great news for Britain's immigrants this morning, when it was announced that Her Majesty the Queen is to meet with the leader of the British National Party (BNP), Nick Griffin, at a garden party to be held at Buckingham Palace, and that she is to "deal with him once and for all".

Griffin will be the guest of BNP London Assembly member Richard Barnbrook at the party on 21 July, and, after the news was initially greeted with raised eyebrows at the Palace, the Queen has now warmed to the idea of meeting the racist political leader who would have Her and Her ilk thrown out of Britain.

London mayor Boris Johnson has accused Mr Barnbrook of turning the Buckingham Palace garden party into a "political stunt".

The Far Right is expected to do well in the upcoming EU elections on 4 June, but the Queen is reported to have told Palace staff that, under ancient law, she still has the right to execute a person for 'treasonable offences', a right she fully intends to exercise.

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