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Topics: MPs, Expenses

Saturday, 23 May 2009

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Cheney told Blair that the big bad wolf was coming

British press has begun to call MP Margaret Moran, "Three Pigs" because of her taxpayer financed houses thrice! Moran exploited British taxpayers three times to provide her with a house of straw in Strawberry on Shortcake, a house of sticks in Southix and a bungalow of bricks in Brixton.

In a loosely constructed alibi 3PMPMM explained that she needed all of the three dwellings for national security purposes:

"If you listened to Tony Blair blare out his national security warnings provided by Dickie Cheney and his Lil GWB, you'd have jumped the shark and bought a billion hideaways if you had access to John Bull's tax coffers!"

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