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Topics: Ronald Reagan

Friday, 22 May 2009

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UK pervs are disgusted at the dumbing down of Wormwood Scrubs with this sordid erection

London - (Sordid Ass Mess): The erection of a Ronald Reagan statue outside Wormwood Scrubs nonces wing has been given the nod following the declassification of cold war security files protecting foreign sex offenders' secrets.

The move was met with disgust however by some of the nastier permanent residents at the UK's premier perverts' jail.

Many are said to be shocked at the the decision which has been branded a sinister move that will bring an already seedy area into gross disrepute

Reagan's Hollywood rampage through underage minors was successfully gagged for many years by religious organizations of various denomination.

UK puppet monarch Mrs Joseph Ratzinger is the Old Gipper's sister.

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