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Topics: BNP, max mosley

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

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The original radioactive poison came to London in a diplomatic bag...

London - (Betcha-it-was-a-Nazi-S&M-Dungeon Ass Mess): Officers investigating the Halloween 2007 death of KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko are gobsmacked.

Someone's tipped them the wink about kinky fascist Max Mosley successfully soliciting Buckingham Palace garden party invites for BNP officials.

Mosley, 69, recently lost his son Alex to an overdose of isotopic badass smack last week.

A coroner's geiger counter reading matched a printout from Litvinenko hospital swabs, stolen during a suspicious electricity blackout.

The swabs in turn were discovered by a Flying Squad dawn raid on the Real IRA in March when a lock-up belonging to BNP leader Nick Griffin set the radioactivity beepers ballistic.

The Palace tea party is on the Old Queen Mum's birthday.

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