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Thursday, 28 May 2009

Chip shop owners Nationwide were meeting tonight to discuss how best to cope with the anticipated demand in chips from newly promoted Burnley Fans.

A Premier League taskforce was also meeting behind closed doors with Balti Pie Kings - Aston Villa, to ensure a decent supply of pies would be made available to ravenous fans from the Northern Wilderness that is Burnley.

Urgent negotiations are underway for a legal exception to allow Pie n Chips to be served in newspaper to Burnley Fans.

A Premier league spokesman joined our journalist from Spoof.com in tonight welcoming the Fans from Burnley & hopes they enjoy their time in the best league in the world.

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